Dear Diary,
I am soooo emb horri embarrassed! Medusa asked Dracula if he liked, liked me but as he looked over I tried to do a cute enthusiastic wave. But then my arm just flinged flew flung across the room and hit one of the Van Helsing brothers in the head! Then I had to go retrieve it like a bloody Cyberus. Dracula will think I like the Van Helsing’s now. Idiot!
Mum was so mad at me too. My bandages were all ripped. She had to use pink ones! I HATE PINK! At least she used the nice embalming fluid. It smells like honie honey. Vile honey but that’s better than root rot.
Dear Diary,
Dracula. Asked. Me. Out! OMG! He thought I flung my arm ate at, and I quote: “Those two idiot Wampire hunters.” on purpose. I love how he says his ‘W’ instead of ‘V’ Medusa thinks it’s creepy but I love it!
Unfortunately, he can only go out at night to avoid the sun. Buuut it is winter so it’s darker earlier. Mum’s gonna give me elctrik electric shock treatment to get my hair all pretty! I hope I develop a white streak! It’s gonna stick up so tall!!
EEEEEEK!
XoXo Undead Girl