The Year I Had to Live in a Giants Doc Martins

When I was rollerskating  with a zebra in the desert last year we came across a magic bean who told us that you could show us a  giant. so me and the zebra took off our skates and put on our Chuck Taylors and followed the bean. we walked for 3 hours then the bean whistled on a raven that took us up a giant strawberry  bootlace stalk. It's a bit like a bean stock but made of strawberry bootlaces, self explanatory really. Anyway the raven dropped us in a giants doc martins. We couldn't get out. Luckily the giant fed us and said he would take us home. He took a huge detour. It took us a year to get back. Me the zebra and the bean had set up camp by now and didn't think we could live in the outside world again. We had three floors in the doc martin. on the first floor we had a living room and kitchen. the second, a dining room/ library and a bed room. The final floor, the zebras rollerskating room and his bed room, and the beans, bean holder room. We got home in time for tea. The house had transformed into a ravens nest. The bloody raven that dropped us in the giants doc martin had stole our house! how very dare he!