Imagine that your running through the forest and you come across a stick insect wearing a top hat. And he says he knows a man who's related to a giraffe (not through blood or anything, hes just close friends of the family) anyway the giraffe knows of a frog made from tic-tacs that can make you rich. The stick insect says he'll take you to see him. So you walk for 3 days. Only stopping once for food. (you've basically been living off strawberry boot laces and water) you finally reach your destination after climbing 3 mountains and riding a zebra wearing rollerskates. It turns out though that it was just some tic-tacs in the shape of a frog! And a sign that says "get a job! Idiot!" then out of no-where the stick insect hits me with his top hat. I was passed out for 3 hours! I woke up at home in my bed with a note that said "your welcome from a crow"
And that's why I don't trust top hat wearing stick insects
And that's why I don't trust top hat wearing stick insects
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