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The Giant Raven With the Eyes of a Crow
On the way to school a giant raven swooped down and picked me up with its giant raven claws. He took me back to his nest made from red lolly sticks and bus tickets. He sat me down. As I looked up at him he stares deep into my eyes and his glare burns into my soul. As I look back into his eyes it turns out that he has the eyes of a crow. Not much different from a ravens, but it was still confusing. He then tried to feed me worms and rice. I really hate rice so I knew I had to escape. I jumped out of the nest, using the giant ravens handkerchief as a parachute I ran from the nest. I ran blindly into a Giants huge Doc Martins. The giant carried me home in his sock. His tightly tied Jumbo sized Doc Martins kept me secure and safe. The giant got me home just in time for tea. It was Rice.
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