The Year I Had to Live in a Giants Doc Martins

When I was rollerskating  with a zebra in the desert last year we came across a magic bean who told us that you could show us a  giant. so me and the zebra took off our skates and put on our Chuck Taylors and followed the bean. we walked for 3 hours then the bean whistled on a raven that took us up a giant strawberry  bootlace stalk. It's a bit like a bean stock but made of strawberry bootlaces, self explanatory really. Anyway the raven dropped us in a giants doc martins. We couldn't get out. Luckily the giant fed us and said he would take us home. He took a huge detour. It took us a year to get back. Me the zebra and the bean had set up camp by now and didn't think we could live in the outside world again. We had three floors in the doc martin. on the first floor we had a living room and kitchen. the second, a dining room/ library and a bed room. The final floor, the zebras rollerskating room and his bed room, and the beans, bean holder room. We got home in time for tea. The house had transformed into a ravens nest. The bloody raven that dropped us in the giants doc martin had stole our house! how very dare he!

Top Hat Wearing Stick Insects

Imagine that your running through the forest and you come across a stick insect wearing a top hat. And he says he knows a man who's related to a giraffe (not through blood or anything, hes just close friends of the family) anyway the giraffe knows of a frog made from tic-tacs that can make you rich. The stick insect says he'll take you to see him. So you walk for 3 days. Only stopping once for food. (you've basically been living off strawberry boot laces and water) you finally reach your destination after climbing 3 mountains and riding a zebra wearing rollerskates. It turns out though that it was just some tic-tacs in the shape of a frog! And a sign that says "get a job! Idiot!" then out of no-where the stick insect hits me with his top hat. I was passed out for 3 hours! I woke up at home in my bed with a note that said "your welcome from a crow"
And that's why I don't trust top hat wearing stick insects

Following a Raven to Mexico

A raven stole my sandwich once.  I had to follow it to Mexico.