INT. DESK - DAY
WOMAN 1 is typing while holding a PET. The pet has FLIES buzzing around it and is clearly dead. It's EYEBALL hangs out.
F/X: Flies Buzzing.
WOMAN 1
(VO)
My silly little guy has been a big weirdo this week. Should I be concerned?
She looks lovingly at the dead pet.
WOMAN 1
(VO)
His eyeball keeps popping out of his lil, squishy face. Do I really need to take him to the vets?
She hits the enter key to send. She then pushes the eyeball back in and gives the pet a big kiss. The eyeball falls out again. She sniffs the pet.
WOMAN 1
Someone needs a bath.
FADE TO:
INT. DESK - DAY
WOMAN 2 is typing at her desk like before.
WOMAN 2
(VO)
I'm dealing with the terrible twos. Help! (Beat) Photo's attached for reference. (Beat) Please help. My toddler is teething. She keeps approaching the other children with and out stretched hand, talking in a foreign language... which I have no idea where she picked it up... and then she rips out the hearts of her little friends! She then gnaws on their still beating hearts.
A small hand reaches up beside the woman.
F/X: Chanting.
WOMAN 2
(VO)
Her new teeth must be hurting her sooooo much, to have this kind of reaction! The other parents are furious. So please Reddit.... what do I do?
She hits enter.
FADE TO:
INT. DESK - DAY
WOMAN 3 is typing like the others.
WOMAN 3
(VO)
I say it's just how teenagers are but my husband says we need a priest! Reddit, I need to know if my husband is over reacting or not. My daughter, 16F, has been strapped to her bed since Tuesday. Before that she was climbing up the walls, along the roof with her head spinning around like an owl. So obviously, to keep her safe we tied her to her bed.
From behind the woman green vomit spreads across the room.
WOMAN 3
(VO)
She's now running a fever, vomiting across the room and her tongue is the length of her! Not only that she's been swearing non stop!
A tongue starts to wrap around the women like a snake.
WOMAN 3
(VO)
I know, but she'll have picked it all up from school... don't worry not at home. So, Reddit, is my husband overeating or should I take his advice and call an exorcist?
The tongue quickly recedes.
F/X- Demonic Scream.
END OF SKETCH
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