Playing Kabaddi in the Jungles of India

One day when I was playing Kabaddi in the Jungles of India with a group of starfish, a giant beanstalk just sprouted out of the ground! Ooooooh so big and tall! Ooooooh! Right in the middle of where we were playing. So me and one of the starfish, Dyrek tightened our dungarees and put on our official beanstalk climbing shoes. And I know what you are thinking I bet they haven't been checked by the beanstalk climbing committee. But they have and I got the recipe to prove it. Anyway we started to climb up to the giants at the top of the beanstalk to complain to the giants about ruining our game of Kabaddi. It took three days. Three days! I know it's a giant beanstalk and all… but because Dyrek's a starfish he could only climb for two hours before he wasn't able to go on. So I had to carry him up in a papoose. But by the time we got to the top there was no giants just a pink cowboy hat. It turned out the beanstalk was the giant. We were on the giants head. He just flicked us off. Luckily we didn't break any bones or anything. Then the giant got up out of the ground and left to play tic-tac-toe with a giant made from bus tickets. And that was that.