INT - AD ON TV - DAY
The scene is of an ad on an old static TV. The ad is a mix of realistic backgrounds with cartoon characters.
The ad has a chirpy VOICE-OVER.
VOICE-OVER
Do you and your family…
VOICE-OVER
(Under breath)
Or what's left of it.
VOICE-OVER
(Cont. Normal voice)
Want to get away from all the riots and bandits and flesh-eating giant cats? And by giant, I do mean fucking giant! Well, of course you do!
As various attractions and rides are described pictures of them flash up. Each one looking worse and worse with increasing numbers of mutants swarming terrified families. The environments and mutants are all realistic photos whereas the families are cute cartoon characters.
VOICE-OVER
(Cont.)
So Come down to Land of Waste! It’s right on the site of the Event!
A less chirpy, more fast-paced ROBOT-VOICE is heard.
ROBOT-VOICE
High levels of radiation still remain. Hazmat suites are recommended.
The chirpy voice-over returns.
VOICE-OVER
At Land of Waste, we have many rides and events. Such as the Mutant Race, race. Where authentic mutants of the Mutant Race chase you and the youngins around the park! With the top prize of… Your life! (Beat) Don’t worry about where and when the race takes place. It takes place anytime and all over the park. Just keep an eye out for those mutants and start running! Don’t hesitate. Seriously. Don’t. You’ll die! Still not enough? Well, how about you try our no height or age-restricted track ride? Made from real bits of the factory that caused the blast! The carts are made from the transport containers that were used to carry the highly reactive chemicals, safely through the factory! Don’t worry, we care more about your safety a little more than the factory owners did for the human population. We (beat) cleaned them out! Now, now, we know what you want to ask. “But how will you fuel them when the world's fuel sources have depleted and what little is left is heavily guarded by bandits?” Well, don’t worry about that. We have highly trained staff that push the carts around the track. Not only that but they wear authentically themed “safety” suits.
The robot-voice can be heard again.
ROBOT-VOICE
Land of Waste would like to apologise if any suites belonged to your loved ones. They are surprisingly distinct, so you will recognise them.
The chirpy voice-over returns
VOICE-OVER
So come on down today! If you got something to bargain with to get in that is!
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