Fantasy Couple Swap: Enemies Edition
NARRATOR: Tonight on fantasy couple swap we have Goodie Witch who is happily married to the devil. She will be moving from her comfy, fiery throne to a cold, wooden church building with the local preacher. The man in question is the one who has sentenced her to be trailed as a witch. Let’s see what she has to say about the swap.
GOODIE WITCH: Well, obviously I’m not looking forward to it. I don’t fancy living with someone so determined to have me burned to death.
INTERVIEWER: How do you feel about Mrs Preacher living with your husband?
GOODIE WITCH: That cow! Sitting on my thrown! After the scene she caused at my wedding!
INTERVIEWER: What happened?
GOODIE WITCH: First off, she was meant to be my maid of honour, my bestie then out of nowhere during the reception she ran out into the middle of the hall and pointed right in my face. It was rather soar since she’d had her nails done. And she shouted in front of the whole town ‘I saw Goodie Witch dancing with the devil!’
INTERVIEWER: Did you dance with the devil?
GOODIE WITCH: Of course I did! It was our first dance as husband and wife!
NARRATOR: Let’s check in the devil and Mrs Preacher.
F/X Bestial roar.
INTERVIEWER: And where is the preacher’s wife?
DEVIL (Deep echoed voice): Roasted. She is a good offering. An apology from the preacher. Delicious. My wife will be much pleased.
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