Party
STAFF 1: Do you have a party to plan but no time to do it in? Have no fear, the party planning committee is here!
F/X Star wipe.
STAFF 1: Why choose us? You mean other than being amazing at organisation? Well, don’t just listen to me… listen to the rest of the staff!
F/X Chimes
STAFF 2: We’ve got access to all the craft supply stores.
STAFF 3: And I’ve got a printer!
STAFF 2: Oh! My mum can knit!
STAFF 2’s MUM: What was my line again?
Staff 2: Thaaaat’s right!
STAFF 2’ MUM: What’s right?
STAFF 2: Mum!
STAFF 2’S MUM: Correct. Mother is always right!
STAFF 1: Don’t just take it from us, have a listen to what our customers have to say.
CUSTOMER: I uh… forgot my husband birthday. His 70th. So I called up on my mobile… the one my daughter bought me. Then they phoned everyone in my contacts to come a day later for a fake surprise party. Everyone was busy except for his mum… and uh… then they never told me when to show up so I missed the whole thing. I was hiding at our local for two days. They declared me missing at one point! A nice police officer brought me home… but my husband did love his knitted beer cosy.
STAFF 1: Edit that bit short. Cut out the rambling and leave in the complements. (Beat) And obviously, remove this part too.
STAFF 2: You’re the editor remember?
STAFF 1: Oh right. Yeah... well... remind me later then, I’ve got to go. Bye!
F/X Door shuts.
STAFF 2: I’m not your P.A. sooo that won’t be getting done.
F/X Static
STAFF 1: So why wait? If it’s a brunch for the bride to be or a dinner party for your neighbours cat, what ever it is we have got you covered!
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