Hashtag So Cute! - Sketch

 INT - BASEMENT - EVENING

A KILLER is dragging a VICTIM down their basement stairs. The victim's top rips.

KILLER

Oh, no. Your top ripped. What a shame! I cut your tongue out before I could ask you where you got it. Hashtag sorry not sorry!

The killer drags the victim to a chair and straps them to it. They hold up the victim's hand and pick up some pliers. They go to start pulling their fingernails out. They pause. The victim's nails are rainbow with glitter mixed in. 

KILLER

Oh, these are so cute! Such a shame I’m going to rip them from your flesh. lol!

The killer continues pulling the nails. The victim winces but cannot scream.

KILLER

OGM! Those shoes. They remind me. When I tortured and killed your sister, she had similar shoes. Very cute. But too small. What are those size 6? 7?

 The victim looks confused and slowly nods their head.

KILLER

Nice hashtag bargain! I’ll be having those. Not like you’ll need them soon eh? Time for scalping!!

The killer picks up a rusty blade.

KILLER

I’m gonna be super careful with this. More pain for you which bonus! Not only that, then I get a gorgeous wig. Like really your hair is beautiful.

The killer very slowly drags the blade across the victim's scalp. 

CUT TO:

INT - BAMENT - EVENING

The killer is sitting with their legs crossed over reading a magazine called ‘Cute Killers Weekly’. They are wearing the victim's scalp/hair as a wig. They have the nails glued onto their nails and are wearing the victim's shoes. They have blood smeared across their face in the shape of a facemask. The victim is dead on the floor in front of them.

KILLER

Nice! Aced the quiz! I got Mystical Myers. You love the more social side of killing but you make sure the job is messy.