INT - AD ON TV - DAY
The scene is of an ad on an old static TV. The ad is a mix of realistic backgrounds with cartoon characters.
The first ad is an infographic-style with a chirpy VOICE-OVER.
VOICE-OVER
How will you survive the up-and-coming nuclear blast? Maybe a metal shield? Hell, even a sheet of metal is better than nothing. Stop drop and roll aint going to save you here.
A cartoon man is hiding behind a metal sheet with a mushroom cloud in front of him. His flesh has already started to melt.
VOICE-OVER
(cont.)
Best you follow our three-point plan:
As each point is revealed a drawing appears to represent it.
Step 1 - Say goodbye to your loved ones!
A cartoon of a scared family huddling and waving.
Step 2 - Scream as your flesh is melted off your face!
A cartoon man on his knees screaming the top half of him is a skeleton the bottom half is normal.
Step 3 - Relax and enjoy the afterlife!
An angel drinking out of a coconut. He is wearing shades.
Blueprints of bunkers have started to show on screen. When crazy Jo is mentioned a wild-looking cartoon man standing in a hole with his head poking out. He is holding a shovel. After that, a cartoon man standing in a doorway is shown. His flesh has melted off.
VOICE-OVER
(cont.)
Really you should have put all your hard-earned money into one of our underground bunkers. But hey, it’s a bit too late for that now isn’t it? Let's face it, what’s money going to be worth when we run out of food? Maybe Crazy Jo will let you hide in the hole he dug? Or how about standing in a doorway? It works for earthquakes. If you survive the initial rumble then you have the high amounts of radiation to look forward to!
The TV goes static. The camera zooms out to reveal a lone TV in the middle of the rubble. A mushroom cloud can be seen in the distance. A Giant glowing cockroach climbs over the TV.
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