The Video Game Pub - Sketch

 INT - PUB

A FIGHTER walks into the pub. They are bloodied. They approach another NPC at the bar.


NPC

Oh wow, what happened to you?


FIGHTER

I was killed off.


NPC

At least you can have a break until the next game.


FIGHTER

No, I come back in a bit for a flashback.


NPC

Tell me it’s for motivation at least.


FIGHTER

Yeah really spurs ‘em on. But I gotta go in the age-a-tron to de-age.


NPC

Damn, it always takes so long! Last time they set it for the wrong age so I had to go in twice. Ended up missing my cutscene entirely.


FIGHT

Oh, crap. What happened?


NPC

It was alright. Just put down as an extremely rare bug. I did make it into one of those lost media vid though.


FIGHTER

Nice one! I’m just glad we aren’t in a choice matters game.


NPC

They get so confusing! Especially when they replay. Like am I dead this time? Who knows!


FIGHTER

Cheers to that!


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